Yankee Jokes–for my Mom

Here’s just a few to start…as in the Aggie one, I’ll add on as I go.

  • Ways to annoy a Yankee:
  1. Pronounce every 1-syllable word as though it has
  2. Offer to send her a bottle of fresh air.
  3. Name your kids Bubba, Junior, and Buddy.
  4. Never “do” anything…Always be “fixin’ to” do something.
  5. Tell her you don’t have an accent, she does.
  • What’s the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Southern zoo?  In a Yankee zoo, you’ll see the name of the animal and the scientific name. In a Southern zoo, you’ll see the name of the animal and the recipe.
  • Rules for Yankees:
  1. Just because we have snow tires, doesn’t mean we know how to use them. Stay home the 2 days of the year it snows.
  2. Remember y’all is singular. All y’all is plural.
  3. If you hear a guy yell, “Hey, y’all, watch this!”, stay out of the way.
  • Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedy’s don’t own it yet.
  • If your DQ is closed all winter, you’re a Yankee.
  • If the roads are better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with snow, you’re a Yankee.
  • If your snow blower has more miles than your car, you’re a Yankee.
2 Responses to “Yankee Jokes–for my Mom”
  1. These are good jokes, I’ll have to tell my wife, she’s from MN, lol.

  2. Yo Mama says:

    “If your DQ is closed all winter, you’re a yankee”

    YUP, I can definitely agree with that one! 🙂

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