Here’s the top 10 reasons why you should bookmark and read my blog often:
10. You’re bored and have nothing better to do.
9. You’re waiting to see how long it takes for me to say something totally stupid. (If you think I already have, keep reading! There will be more.)
8. I always have something to say.
7. To find out if we’re still here.
6. It builds character.
5. I said so.
4. To prove to your friends and neighbors that, yes, your (sister, daughter, friend, etc.) is legally insane after all.
3. You’re surprised I can write a complete thought.
2. I amuse you.
1. Because you love me!
