The first man married a woman from OHIO. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from TEXAS. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
This made my day, I did not expect the ending 🙂
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funny 🙂 i am proud of the texas women 🙂
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Ouch! I don’t think I’ll be heading down Texas way for a while…if ever
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Now that was funny. I just relocated to Texas last year and that made my day. I have to email it to my husband.
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Ha, Ha, Ha I love it!!!!
LOL! No, really–LOL! This is HILARIOUS.
While I have only been to Texas once, apparently, deep down inside, I am Texas girl.
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i am about to end my day and this is worthwhile! i mean, hilarious! hahaha! poor husband of a texas woman! but really, are texas wives like that? whew! LOL
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Absolutely 😀 And we’re proud of it, too…lol
This is hilarious! Reminds me of an old joke I heard:
“what do you do if the dishwasher doesn’t work?”
Hope you and your family have a Merry Christmas!
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Yeah, I grew up with that joke! Merry Christmas to you, too!
Ha, that’s great. I would fit in well in Texas!
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Hilarious. That made my weekend. I’ll have to remember this one.
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