10 Reasons Why I Need a Free Weekend Get-away!

And if you’re looking for someone to give one to, let me tell you why I’m right for you!

1. I’ve had one child with croup and another with the flu. At the same time.
2. It’s been 8 months since I’ve had a night without a kid in arm’s reach.
3. I’ve had construction going on for 3 months.
4. Half of the time of the construction, various men have been walking through our house!
5. I just spent 2 weeks living in my kitchen on a bean bag.
6. It’s been 2 years since my last overnight get-away.
7. I hear a nice hotel with a spa and gourmet restaurant calling my name…
8. I’ve been drooled on, spit up on, peed on, threw up on, pooped on, gummed on, bitten, had my hair pulled, fussed at, screamed at, woken up, sneezed on, coughed on, runny nosed wiped on, been jumped on, for the last 3 1/2 years!!
9. I RARELY get a shower or a bathroom break without hearing from any one kid.
10. I want one!! Can there really be any other reason?