10 Things to do in an Elevator

My dd sent me an email that had 40 fun things to do in an elevator…and it was so funny I thought I’d pass it along. But I’m gonna just stick with my top 10.

  1. Whistle the first 7 notes of “It’s a Small World” over and over again.
  2. Stare, grinning, at other passengers for awhile. Then announce excitedly, “I’ve got new socks on!”
  3. Lean against the button panel “accidentally.”
  4. Meow occasionally.
  5. Offer name tags but wear yours upside down.
  6. Talk to others using a puppet.
  7. Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
  8. Play the harmonica.
  9. Cough incessantly.
  10. Leave a fake vomit behind when you get off.