Yee-Haw, Baby!

Cowboy rules for:

Arizona, Texas , Colorado , Oklahoma , New Mexico , Wyoming , Montana , Utah , Idaho, Nevada and the rest of the Wild West are as follows:

1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Turn your cap […]

Which Would Be a Better Guard Animal?

On one hand, we have the kangalion. Fast, can hop on you and then bite your head off.

On the other hand, we have the roodog. Great runner and can peck your eyes out.

Hmmmm….decisions, decisions….


Wear Out Parents!

My mom sent this to me….very true 😀

Just One Trick Today.

Naturally, it being April Fool’s Day, I had to do something to somebody. My dd and I were discussing this last night so it was on her mind this morning. So she was out. And the boys are too little. And my mom’s in Florida for a week so she was out.

That left my […]

Redneck Friday

Sadly (or funnily) some of these apply to my family though I won’t go into detail.

You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. dad

You ever cut your grass and found a car. dad

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

You […]

Another Weird Text!

Dh got another weird text message a couple nights ago and sent it to my email.

I’m glad he told me what it was, not just the message, or he’d have been sleeping outside in the rain and mud.

Yo im so hungry cant u bring me food now lol the other girls are eating […]

Weird and We Have a Crawler!!

Ok, 2 things today.

Last night, dh got an IM from someone he didn’t know. It said, “u gonna pick up a bottle i’m ready.”

So we were coming up with things it could be about…his mind went to a baby.

“You gonna pick up the bottle (I left downstairs) I’m ready (with the baby, […]


I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

I got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited. They asked me if I could drive a truck.


Women Drivers….Hilarious!

My dad sent me an email of a YouTube video of bad women drivers. It’s sooo funny! I’d love to know what was going on in some of these women’s minds…I’d guess not much. My favorite one is the woman in the little car parking…or trying to. Finally, after 3 minutes, a man behind her […]

Uhhh….I Might Pass on That….

Hug, anyone?

Found this OL and thought it was funny…in a weird, twisted sort of way…so, yeah, I thought it was funny 😀