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A redneck was stopped by a game warden central Texas recently with 2 chests full of fish. He was leavin’ a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?” “Naw, sir,” replied the redneck. “I ain’t got none of them there licenses. These here are my pet fish.” “Pet fish?” “Yeah, everynight I take...
Remember when I blew up hot eyebrow wax on my chest, neck and face? If you do, you’ll remember how it burned the heck out of me and I swore to not use the stuff again. I’m rethinking. I recently bought a Sally Hensen wax kit, not realizing until I got home it was the microwaveable kind. Oh, well, I figured, I need something,...
My mom sent me this in email, so I thought I’d share! The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another...
So here’s the pics of us at the church Halloween party. Our Little Pirate. Lovely Cleopatra. Dracula and Baby Pumpkin. And lastly, the Queen of the Underworld.
Blue Monkey Butt sent me this…list 7 things about myself and pass it on to 7 others, who in turn list 7 things! Ok, here we go… 1. I’m the youngest of 5 kids. 2. I NEVER wanted to have a son (now I have 2 and they’re great!). 3. Sometimes I don’t take a shower until just before my husband comes home (the...
Last night our church held its annual Halloween party. The traditional dinner is pot-luck chili and cornbread followed by trunk-or-treat, except it was raining so we just did the candy inside. The kids always dress up, and sometimes adults do, too. It’s always fun. Our dd was Cleopatra, ds1 was a pirate, and the baby was a pumpkin. They were all really cute, if...
Ok, Wayne, this one’s for you (see comment in previous post). Imagine that we all decided to be nudists. It would make a huge impact on the economy. Think of all the revenue that’s brought in to clothing manufacturers. It all starts with farming…cotton, wool, hemp to a degree. Then to the makers of fabrics and then clothing. And then to the stores that...
Look what popped up by surprise! This was given to me by The Un-Mom today! How cool is that?! I found her awhile back and am a stalker now 😀 So following blogosphere etiquette, I’d like to pass this on to a few of my faves, Mummy Diaries, It Is Nap Time, and Blue Monkey Butt!
Last Friday night was another Girl’s Night. I love those. I come home so renewed, feeling so good. This time it was at a friend’s house (we rotate). We brought white elephant gifts to exchange; I ended up with a kitchen angel another friend makes. One of the women brought a bunch of baking stuff she didn’t want anymore, so I got muffin/cake molds...
So….can anyone look at this and still think they have the worst job?? I didn’t think so.