Redneck Fishing.
A redneck was stopped by a game warden central Texas recently with 2 chests full of fish. He was leavin’ a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?” “Naw, sir,” replied the redneck. “I ain’t got none of them there licenses. These here are my pet fish.” “Pet fish?” “Yeah, everynight I take...