Texas

Yee-Haw, Baby!

Cowboy rules for: Arizona, Texas , Colorado , Oklahoma , New Mexico , Wyoming , Montana , Utah , Idaho, Nevada and the rest of the Wild West are as follows: 1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head ain’t crooked. 3. Let’s get this straight: it’s called a ‘gravel road.’ I drive a pickup...

July 14, 2009
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Honey’s Leaving. Jealous.

Sunday my dh is going to Texas for a week. I was very jealous. But after I made him promise to bring back a few things, I think I’ll be ok ūüôā Sunday is also his birthday, poor guy. So tonight we did the steaks on the grill and birthday cake thing for him. Tomorrow night we have a friend’s daughter’s graduation party. Kinda...

May 29, 2009
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Wolf Brand Chili Anyone?

If you know Texas well, you know Wolf Brand Chili. It’s seriously the best chili in a can. Wicked awesome taste then it has that heat that kicks you in the back of the throat. Good stuff ūüėÄ One of my friends on Facebook recently wrote his parents sent him some (he’s out of state, too). Now I’ve been craving the stuff for days!...

April 13, 2009
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Texas Women…

The first man married a woman from OHIO. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first...

December 17, 2008
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Redneck Fishing.

A redneck was stopped by a game warden central Texas recently with 2 chests full of fish. He was leavin’ a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?” “Naw, sir,” replied the redneck. “I ain’t got none of them there licenses. These here are my pet fish.” “Pet fish?” “Yeah, everynight I take...

November 11, 2008
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Remember the Texas Country Reporter?

I remember when I lived in Texas growing up, my parents would watch this guy every once in a while. So when I found him on YouTube, it was really exciting! It just brought back a lot of memories of what I consider home. The culture, the flags everywhere, the accents, and the warmth that Texas is. I’m still homesick. For those of you...

August 25, 2008
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