Stinkin’ Cat!

We have a kitten. She’s almost a year old and a total brat.

Yes, she’s a brat. She does things on purpose that she’s not supposed to do. She won’t let me catch her and pretends I’m  her chew toy if I try.

Yesterday ds1 was eating a hot dog. He had just a bite left and put it down on the coffee table to go potty. The Brat jumped up, grabbed it and took off. I tried to catch her, but she just hid under another table. I grabbed a couch pillow and tossed it at her, hoping she’d drop the hot dog.

I wasn’t planning on giving it back to the boy at that point, I just didn’t want her to have it. ‘Cuz she’s a hot-dog-stealing brat.

So I threw the pillow…no luck.  She ran in the kitchen and I followed, pillow in hand. I whacked her with it. (small couch pillows don’t whack well) Again, no luck. She kept it.

Then she ran into the baby’s room, where he was sleeping. I got really mad at that point. “You wake that baby up, cat, and you’ll be turned into a hot dog!” She’s woken him up before. And I was done messing with her. I reached down to grab her and she took off under the baby’s bed.

At that point, I decided she could keep the stupid hot dog and hoped she choked on it.

The worst part of this? My husband rescued her as a small kitten when she was less than 2 weeks old.  She had been abandoned. I bottle fed her for 4 weeks, taught her to poop, let her sleep in my bed, bathed her, etc. And this is how she repays me.

7 comments to Stinkin’ Cat!

  • LMAO! I have a “brat” we call him “HELL CAT”. We rescued him in November when he was 2.4 pounds. He is constantly trying to steal someone’s food and if he can’t get it he loudly complains until you want to rip your hair out. lol!

    The visuals I had in my mind were hillarious.

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  • Lin

    Ugh. Sounds like you don’t like this kitty too much. Sometimes there are just relationships that are difficult and this sounds like one of them! I don’t have a problem with anyone eating people food here, we can leave food out on the counter and such. Does the kitty have access to dry food all the time? Maybe that’s the problem. ????

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    • I do like the cat….just not when she’s being a brat. So about 70% of the time. She definitely has food available…she’s just a hot-dog snatcher 😀

  • sounds like your having fun with your kitty lol. i used to have cats but not no more!

  • No! I have a cat and a kitten and that is my limit. lol! I’m more of a dog person but I admit “Hell Cat” has a special place in my heart and is napping in my lap as I type.

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