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- The person who coined with the phrase “sleep like a baby” didn’t have kids and/or was a complete idiot.
- Boys like peeing everywhere…on walls outside, in mud puddles, on bugs, in buckets, in the bathtub…
- Matchbox vehicles somehow reproduce at night.
- It’s amazing how moms can do so much and get so little rest. Especially when one kid gets sick right after another gets well.
- Duck fat/grease are too rich for our dog…probably why he left his Monday’s dinner on a pile on the floor yesterday morning.
- You will say things, as a parent, you never thought you’d say. “No, do NOT pee on the dog!” or “No, popcorn does not go in your ears,” or “No sand castles in the kitty litter box!”
- Croup sucks. Badly.
- A successful marriage is based on compromise…and the more he “compromises” to my will, the better we get along!
- It’s not fun being without a washer and drier when there are 4 dirty loads of laundry that all need to be done especially when one child is nearly out of underwear.
- Chocolate is a great food…it works as a bribe, a pick-me-up, a headache helper, a snack, a dessert, an anti-oxidant and a fix after a dose of medicine! Chocolate…the next wonder food.
I can completely relate to these. Especially #1 and #6. It’s tiring being a mommy. I sure could use some more sleep. Thanks for sharing. Have a great Wednesday!
I loved this!!!!!!!!!
I really like number 8. Funny!
Are you without a washer and dryer because you need to get new ones or something? We just got ours from Craigslist and we are thoroughly satisfied with the deals we got. The total for both was $315, which included delivery. They are only 1 year old, heavy duty, and work perfectly. So, check out Craigslist.
Davida
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Luckily we don’t need new ones. We moved ours from the basement up to the new laundry room….then noticed there were no plugs to hook them up! Aaargh! They got that done late this after noon though, so now we’re up and working again.
Those that I am familiar with are very true. I don’t have boys, so I don’t know about peeing or Matchbox cars, but the cars sound a lot like Polly Pockets. They also multiply in the middle of the night. I am always amazed by the things that come out of my mouth. Before having kids, I never thought those words would go together.
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Too funny (the list, not the fact that you have had to live each one of lives)! I really like #10. I am a firm believer that dark chocolate cures all. 🙂
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Great, great list. So many of those fit me!
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Amen to #1!
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