10 Ways to Order Pizza

Again, courtesy of my dd’s email.

Change your accent every 3 seconds. Ask to rent a pizza. Order 2 toppings, then change your mind and say, “No, they’ll start fighting. Just one topping.” Ask if the pizza is organically grown. Demand to keep the pizza box and make a big deal out of it. Crack […]

10 Things to do in an Elevator

My dd sent me an email that had 40 fun things to do in an elevator…and it was so funny I thought I’d pass it along. But I’m gonna just stick with my top 10.

Whistle the first 7 notes of “It’s a Small World” over and over again. Stare, grinning, at other passengers for […]

10 Reasons Why I Need a Free Weekend Get-away!

And if you’re looking for someone to give one to, let me tell you why I’m right for you!

I’ve had one child with croup and another with the flu. At the same time. It’s been 8 months since I’ve had a night without a kid in arm’s reach. I’ve had construction going on for […]

10 Things I’ve Figured Out.

The person who coined with the phrase “sleep like a baby” didn’t have kids and/or was a complete idiot. Boys like peeing everywhere…on walls outside, in mud puddles, on bugs, in buckets, in the bathtub… Matchbox vehicles somehow reproduce at night. It’s amazing how moms can do so much and get so little rest. […]

I’m a Princess!

I was over at Small Town Mommy and read her post about a quiz about which Disney princess she was…so I had to try it out 😀

Yeah, it’s cheesy, but it’s cute. So if you’re brave (and cheesy enough) try it out and let me know who you are! LINK

Btw, here’s what mine […]

Texas Women…

The first man married a woman from OHIO. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN. […]

Speaking of Hicks…

I got sent this email. I’m tellin’ ya, someone seriously had a lot of time and creativity on their hands!

Coke might look cool, too, ‘cuz of the red can. Project for next year 😀

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I Want One!

My mom sent me an email recently with a bunch of unusual…uh…cars.

Being from Texas, I gotta go with the hickmobile. Which is your fave?

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Are People Really This Gullible?

This ad popped up here on my site. I did a double take. First, that’s hardly 12 pounds difference. Second, since when did losing weight turn your skin color?? Hmmm…interesting.

Friday Funny.

In the hospital the family members gathered together in the waiting room, where their family member was gravely ill.

Finally the doctor came in, looking tired and somber.

“I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the concerned faces. “The only hope for your loved one at this time is […]